But not the dumbbells delivering packages for FedEx

Is everyone incompetent nowadays?

FedEx tracking shows they delivered my dumbbells to the back door yesterday, but they're nowhere to be found. Plus we were home all day, so why wouldn't he have knocked or rang the bell?

My suspicion is that he delivered them to the nest town over: Passaic. Luckily they're insured. I have no desire to got traipsing through the 'hood to find my pacakge.

F*@#%ng idiots!